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General Usage
Welcome! If you are here, it means you are presently using the web's finest, online chat service. This online chat program includes features such as multiple subrooms, customization, audio, emoticons, private messaging, profanity filtering, and many more! As of this writing, IPC is available in English, Spanish, French, Arabic and Hebrew. This page will provide a brief summary of many of the features that you presently have access to.

To log in, simply enter your username/handle in the text box located at the bottom portion of the applet. Certain restrictions are imposed on usernames, and they must be 15 letters or less in length.

To communicate in the chat room, you merely need to type text into the little text box towards the bottom of the applet, and press Enter to send your message. Your message will appear in the content (larger) box above it when it is received by our server. Others may then read what you have typed, and respond to you. If you wish to get another user's attention, simply type in their name somewhere within the message that you are sending them. Their message will appear in a different color, and a sound will be played.

You will notice various buttons and checkboxes on the left hand side of the chat room. These allow you to logout, request help (as you have already figured out), float/dock the chat room, turn on/off audio, turn on/off the timestamp and turn on/off the autoscroll feature.

Certain chat rooms may have different features, or different layouts, depending upon how they have been configured.

If you wish to exit the chat room at any time, simply click the Logout button. On some systems after logging out you will automatically be taken to another website, on others, you will have the option of logging back in again.


Connection Difficulties
If you are having difficulties getting online one of our chat clients, this check-list may help you determine exactly what the problem is, and how to resolve it. The majority of our users have no trouble at all connecting.

Ensure that your computer is capable of running our software. Chances are most likely that your computer can run our chat software. Often times; however; users may disable a specific feature on their web browser that may cause problems. Ensure the following features are enabled on your computer's web browser:

* Javaª

If you are running a version of a Microsoft Windows ª and see only a broken link icon, you will need to download a copy of the Javaª Virtual Machine in order to run our application. You may download Javaª Support for your browser from one of the following links below:

* Microsoft Virtual Machine (for MSIE)
* Sun Javaª Plugin (for Netscape, Opera, MSIE, etc..)

Older versions of Netscape (on certain platforms) such as v4.08, and v4.7x may not run our software. We strongly recommending upgrading to a newer version of Netscape (v6.xx or better) if this is the case. Certain browsers running on Macintosh platforms are not capable of running our software due to problems outside of our control. As WebTV does not support Javaª, WebTV users will not be able to access our chat rooms.

Users behind firewalls may need to inform their local IT/network administrator to allow TCP connections on ports 9000-9009 at client.invisionchat.com.

AOL Members: Some users have reported that the built-in AOL browser has difficulty connecting to our service, or does not load colors/emoticons properly. To resolve this, minimize your AOL connection, and use the Internet Explorer browser that came with your computer to access our chat rooms.


Graphic Emoticons
Emoticons are textual representations of emotions, for conveying feelings in an atmosphere where it would be difficult to express them otherwise. Certain text emoticons are recognized by IPC and will automatically be translated into their graphic counterpart. To your right is a list of the presently recognized emoticons. Simply type in the text you see in the second column, and the graphic (shown in the third column) will appear in the chat room instead. Your chat room operator may have added additional emoticons, or possible removed some of the emoticons listed to the right.
Happy
Happy 8)
Tongue
Sad
Angry :<
Closed Eyes Kiss ;()
Fear :0
Kiss )
Laugh lol
Smirk :/
Smug :|
Surprised
Wink



Audio Emoticons
*beep*
*belch*
*bird*
*bleep*
*burp*
*choochoo*
*evil*
*grr*
*harp*
*meow*
*slap*
*welcome*
*whip*
Audio Emoticons work similar to graphic emoticons, except instead of displaying an image, they play a sound for all to hear! To your left is a list of the default audio emoticons in IPC. Your chat room operator may have added additional audio emoticons, or removed emoticons listed to the left.



Font Size
You may change the size of your font by accessing the right-click content menu. To do so, right click on the content area (the area where messages are displayed) and a small menu will appear. Select "Font Size" to show the font selections allowing you to change your font size. Available options are Very Small, Small, Medium, Large, and Very Large. On certain systems, the Very Small font is identical to the Small font. After a font selection is made, the content area is reset.




Text Color
You may change the color of your text by clicking on the Colors button on the front of the applet, or by accessing it via the right-click content menu. After clicking on "Colors", a small popup dialog will appears allowing you to change (using scrollbars) the red, green, and blue values of your text. The current text color will be shown in the text portion to the right of the scroll bars. Adjust the red, green, and blue scroll bars to suit your preference, then click "Ok".




Commands
IPC recognizes various commands. You will notice that these commands are IRC-like in nature. Macros allow you to quickly perform some of these functions by reducing keystrokes.

Do not use brackets. Brackets are shown for demonstration purposes only.

Private messages appear in a unique color to be easily differentiated from messages intended for the (public) chat room.
/a Macro for /action
/action [verb/action] Perform an action
/beepall Beep on all messages
/clign Clear Ignore List
/clrurl Clear URL List
/cls Clear Screen
/create [subroom] [password] Create Subroom
/i Macro for /ignore
/ignore Show Ignore List
/ignore [username] Ignore User
/info IPC Info
/join [subroom] [password] Join Subroom
/leave Leave Subroom
/listen [username] Do not Ignore User
/m Macro for /msg
/mm Macro for /mmsg
/n Macro for /nick
/mmsg [message] Send Multiple Private Messages
/msg [username] [message] Send Private Message
/nick [alias] Change Alias/Handle
/p Macro for /msg
/visual Toggle Visual Notifications
/whereis [username] What Room is [username] in?
/whoami Who Are You?



URL Addresses
URL's, such as http://invisionpower.com or www.invisionchat.com, or even mailto:username@somedomain.tld may be entered into the chat at any time to share with, and communicate to others. Once a URL is sent to the chat room, it is automatically added to the URL list at the bottom of the chat room. Any user who wishes to then visit that URL, simply needs to select it from the URL List. The URL List may be disabled on certain systems.




Subrooms
The chat application you are using is capable of hosting multiple subrooms. Subrooms are shown in the list on the lower right hand side of the applet, just below the user list. Depending on how your chat room has been configured by it's owner, you may create, join, and leave subrooms. Subrooms may be password protected as well to accomodate privacy. There is no limit on the amount of subrooms that may be created, however; subrooms are automatically removed when they are empty.

Some systems may automatically place you in your own unique subroom. The subroom will have the same name as your username. Often times this is used for technical-support solutions.

To create a new subroom, type /create [subroom_name]. Subroom names are subject to the same limitations as usernames. They must be between 1 and 15 characters, and may not contain spaces. You will automatically be placed in a subroom that you create. If you wish to password protect the subroom you have created, type /create [subroom_name] [subroom_password]. All users wishing to join your subroom will be required to enter the password you have chosen. Passwords are subject to the same limitations as subroom names.

To leave a subroom, type /leave. You will then be brought back to the main chat room. If the subroom you leave is empty, it will be removed from the system.

To join an existing subroom, type /join [subroom_name]. If the subroom is password protected, you will need to supply the password (not neccesary for system operators) by typing: /join [subroom_name] [subroom_password].

All users within the entire chat are listed in the Main Room (which may have been renamed by your chat operator), however; when inside a room, only users within that room will be listed on the user list. To determine where another user is (what subroom he/she is in) simply double click on that users name in the user list, or type /whereis [username].




Private Messages
To send private messages, use the /msg command. I.e., to send the private message Hello, there to the user Timmy, you would type:

/msg Timmy Hello, there
Private messages are shown in a seperate color within the display to be easily differentiated.

You may also initiate a private message session with another user by double clicking on his/her name. Once doing so, a popup dialog will appear for you to communicate with the other user in privately. The recipient will receive all messages in the main content area until he/she also double clicks on your name. To close a private message session, simply click the X in the upper-right hand portion of the window.

You may send private messages to multiple recipients by employing the use of the user list in combination with the /mmsg command. To do so, select the users you wish to send a private message to by clicking on their names on the user list. Each user's name will become highlighted. Then, in the input box, type /mmsg [message]. Each highlighted user will receive the private message. To send a private message to just one user, you can either use the /mmsg command, or you may use the /msg [username] [message] command.





Profanity Filter
Your chat room may have filters in place to ensure that certain words (such as profanity) are not allowed. You may receive a warning message such as "Please refrain from using profanity" if you use an illegal word in a chat room that censors profanity. If you receive this warning, you can easily go back and edit your message by using the Message Scrollback feature.




Autoscroll
Autoscroll is the feature that ensures you are always looking at the most recent events in the chat room. Sometimes you may wish to look back upon previous messages entered into the chatroom. Without being annoyed by autoscroll, you can optionally turn on/off this feature by using the checkbox on the left hand side of the chat room.




Timestamp
You may turn the timestamp on by clicking the appropriate checkbox on the left hand side of the chat room. When this feature is turned on, all incoming messages will be displayed with the time that they were received. This time is relative to your own computer, and the timezone in which it resides.




Float & Dock
Click the float button to load the chat room into a seperate window. This feature allows you to surf the web while you chat. When you wish to return the chatroom to it's home page, simply use the arrow buttons on your browser to return to the page from where you floated the chat room, then click "Dock"




Message Scrollback
Scrollback allows you to scroll back through the previous messages you have entered into the chatroom. To use this feature, simply press the Up and Down arrow buttons in the blue box where you type messages. Often times, we make typos, or we are censored by IPC's profanity filtering. This feature makes it easy to simply go back and edit the message that you have just typed.

Hi,

I thought I would remind all members of the View from the Edge forum about the rules. Please have a look a them here:

http://vfte.cyberpunk.co.uk/index.php?act=boardrules

-Chrysalis

What happens when both the presidential candiates fail this test? Hillary 08?

There was an advanced lifepath done a while back which is relatively well detailed complete with d20 rolls and large lists. I seemed to have lost the link to it and I need to send it to a player, even though I have some documents and paper copies of it, so if anyone could find that for me, it'd be great.

I'm currently reading "Meditations on Violence" on the differance between Dojo violence and real life violence. In it they name only four types of criminals and one of the types is a subtype.

The first type is the guy/gal who made a mistake and didn't set out to break the law. Needless to say it's the rarest form of crook.

Second we have the Joe Q. Publics of the world, the Hustlers. These guys commit crimes for a living and Usually when they do get caught they view jail as R&R time.

Third is your Hustler who has started to prey on others, Ie: the junkie turned mugger.

Last is the true predator. Now these guys and gals are scary as to them everyone else is meat and they truely are the wolves. You find assassins and serial Killers in this group.

Does anyone else want to discuss this or add their own observations?

but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars. - Forrest Gump

OK, I got shot in the ass. Actually, the upper left thigh, but as far as everyone here is concerned, I got shot in the ass. The round went clean through, small puncture wounds, hardly any bleeding at all. I did not even get evacuated. That's a long story in and of itself.

The round was likely fired from over 800m away.

How do I know this, you ask?

Well, the next day, when I finally got "home", I was taking off my boot blousers and the round FELL OUT OF MY PANTS! 7.62x39mm tracer round. Tracer burnout on an AK is 800m and since my pants did not catch on fire the tracer likely burned out before it hit me. The round had enough energy left to go through my pants and leg, but not enough to get back out of my pants.

Craziest shit I have ever seen...

Murph'
Afghanistan

Been busy of late but I'll be back on a more regular basis now. Went and got myself engaged and all, scary considering my past exploits! Been working nose to the grind at work trying to pay for the pretty little piece of bling on my GF's finger and all that. Also have been building or repairing lots of computers for friends which is what I do at the day job but I enjoy it since they pay me in expensive alcohol. I'll post some pics of my dual 21" monitor rig soon, all blinky and blue glowy. Specifically built to run Fallout 3 when it arrives in Oct. Anyway, good to see the local gathering of thugs and punks again! Cheers,
Hanns

Ok, I'm not asking if it SHOULD be done, just if it COULD be done.

Lets say I get a biopod, cyberdeck and a Desktop style computer installed into a gemini full body converstion. Then I run a multitasker program through the desk top do the cyberdeck and then run a control remote program to control the gemini. Could I get multiple actions from the net running and multitasker for the body this way?

Basically the idea is to use a closed network to run the body as a remote directly through the computers installed.

And if this could work could I use a Microtech Residence to run the body with its AI?

Please note as a player I would never do this as it invite extreme death from GM to be visited on my character, as a GM though well I like the idea.

Ok so I've been all over locally and still can't find some of what I consider the core books so I thought I would ask here. I am willing to pay for the book and shipping of course so here is what I'm looking for:

Protect and Serve
Rache Bartmoss's Guide to the Net
Solo of Fortune
Solo of Fortune 2
Corporate Report 1, 2 & 3
Deep Space
Neo-Tribe
Blackhand's street weapons
Eurosource Plus

Anyone who has an extra copy and wouldn't mind selling it please either send me a pm, email, or just post here. Thanks everyone!

We all have random musings or flights of fancy. This is your chance to share them with everyone. This thread is meant as a jam session of the ridiculous and the random. There isn't enough whimsy in the world, so I thought we should add to it. Let me get the ball rolling...



Church of the Neglectful Savior

Part of the answer to why bad things happen to good people...

God made the earth, the sun, the sky and all of creation; and it was good. Then Adam and Eve fucked it up for everyone. It's like bringing a puppy into a brand new house, only to have him crap on the carpet. We were kicked out of the warm comfortable house and chained up in the back yard. God did his best to train and reprimand us (the booming voice from the old testament), but eventually he gave up. Most of us proved to be untrainable.

He moved on to other projects, but every once in a while, if we bother him enough with our prayers, he'll pop in and intercede on our behalf. In essence, god is a neglectful father...like Homer Simpson. The only way to get him to do something is to keep pestering him, like Bart and Lisa do to Homer..."Please Dad, Please Dad, Please Dad, Please Dad, Please Dad,...etc". So pray real hard and god might just answer your prayers...or smite you to make you shut up.


Other teachings of the church...

God is a great delegator. He gave man dominion over the fish of the sea, the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth, to keep him busy...Idle hands being the "devil's playground" and all. This gave god a lot of free time to work on other projects. Even with man picking up the slack on earth, there was still much to do, so god split himself into parts. Hey, if you could clone yourself, don't tell me you wouldn't send the clone to work so you could stay at home and surf the internet.


God made the holy trinity to get more done, but being a jealous god, he made sure that he still got the credit for everything that gets done...hence three separate beings all being the same person mumbo jumbo. C'mon, I'm sure we've all had boss or close family member who takes credit for the things we do.


God is all knowing, all seeing, but not all caring. Even infinite patience sometimes wears thin.


Life is standing in line waiting to get into the big party upstairs. If you believe in life after death, what's the big problem with dying young? It just means you get to cut the line in front of a bunch of losers who have to continue waiting.

A year older, a year more Wise

Keep up the good job, man!

I've just found this instruction leaflet for a plastic BB gun in the street.


Please be sure to use wind prevented glasses.






When the trigger is pissed.

I will be at GenCon Indy in a couple of weeks. Who else is coming?

U guys probably seen this already but I figured I had to post it just in case...

http://www.armedforces-int.com/news/2007/1...-technology.asp

or just type in "invisible tank" on a web search

I think its all part of government defense cutbacks myself...they're just gonna scrap 'em all and pretend that they're all invisible..."yeah, we got thousands of em, you just cant see em"